hello everybody
having a baby is a lovely thing, you have someone of your own....itz your own part and blahblahblah.....
but do you know the flipside...the things you cannot do when u get pregnant----u probably never thought about it seriously..but hey thnk about it....
1. You cannot go Scuba-diving or Bungee jumping , what if you get a cheap deal only in those nine months...and what if you suffer from uterus troubles and are forbidden to go bungee or scuba after delivery???what what what..!!!
2. There is morning sickness, afternoon sickness, evening sickness, mid morning sickess,mid afternoon sickness....midnight sickess...basically you are sick all the freaking time!
3. You get stretch marks in various places on your body, which do not go away...so basically you end up looking ugly if you ever happen to wear those clothes again!
4. You cannot have sex after the 7th month...! and in the seven months you have sex...i think itz quite eeeks, cuz you freaking have your own baby inside....and you conviniently wanna insert that thing???...ya right...some kind of paedophile...!
5. Your feet are sore, your back huuurts..mind you...if you suffer from any back. tailbone problems..you have had it...!
6. You cannot see your own feet!
7. Wierd people come and try to touch your belly..thinking it'll be sum sort of pleasure..ya right...keep your hands off me and my belly...ummm i mean baby!
8. You have to sit in front of a unkown person----(the gynac d-uh) and strip and etc etc etc.
9. You gotta eat for 2 or more persons, drink for 2 or more persons, breathe for 2 or more persons...!!
10. And not to forget all the nagging....eat this, drink this....kesar khane se bacha gora hota hai etc etc.
11. You cant sleep on your stomach
12. You cant drink a little also.....
13. You cant travel i rickshaws , esp roads full of potholes, cant sit on bikes, even buses, and everyone is not an ambani to afford a merc for a smooth ride!
14. Risking your career...after maternity leave things are not always the same!
15. Your taste buds get screwed , no matter what you eat. it all tastes the same!
16. You got to wear wierd loose clothes which are useles afterwards.
17. Last but not the least, the labour pains!!!!
ok well....these were few reasons...
now, as people may assume, and assume wrong, I am NOT against having a baby, not at all, was talking to a few girlfriends that day when this topic came up.
With inputs from Prerna Shetty and Ambika Nadkarni
12 comments:
eggjhactly
nice u put the last para... coool one
well most importantly, you cant have the same amount of sex as u would normally ;) and as a male, when the libido dries off...its depressing.
u forgot that u 2 hav 2 run 2 the loo, all the time, pee and poop for 2 people, as if v hav no other work!
and not 2 4get, each month u get mindnumbin pain, which stops for 9 mnths,and then at the end of the 9th mnth u get a pain=all the pain u missed and then sum!
so u finally got around to posting it!!
OH!!
hmmmm...
welll....
err.....
ok!
(I actually don't know much..)
Just a notice..
If u see, there are far more advantages to being pregnant than not !
a) No more cringing about "Those days of the month".
b) Can just sit around have a gala of a time, as maternity leave has no limits..
c) No more of those bitter BCPs (Birth Control Pills)
d) Can rave about the feministic side of life, whereby a woman tries to tilt the scales by telling the males "You dont know what we go through these 9 months" and blah blah...
these are things that come instantly to mind ! Maybe a few knowledgable people can add to this list !!
hey venkat..
hmmmm..
that's the point
we don't want to have such an endless maternity leave!
and "those days in a month" are a relief when they r there, rather dissappering and shocking everybody!
Whoa.. I'll make sure i DO use protection.. aint gonna wanta put my female in all tht trouble :P Cheers!!
hey Fac3Smash3r
ur girl will be happy to knw tht!
cheers
i wud have so loved being there sulking all the time when u and the rest found flaws in having a baby and then me later responding...hmmm..mebbe..but whatever...the joy and thrill and experience that makes me a woman is worth it all!!!!!!!!
good times! cheers!!!
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